Monday, October 20, 2008

Lala's Birthday Bash


Once upon a time,
Gotham was gritty yet glamourous;
The town was painted blood red,
And its night owls were fabulous.


The scene was disco and punk,
During those decadent years.
Everyone felt sexy and drunk --
T'was the seventies, my dears.

Debbie Harry enthralled and sang of Rapture
And legend recounts what the lens couldn't capture.
Bianca wed Mick who then seduced Jerry,
So shortly thereafter, she left Bryan Ferry.

Grace Jones and Warhol were permanent fixtures
In nightclubs where they soaked up the fame from their pictures.
They say Halston and Liza and Truman Capote
Did A-Z drugs, like Valium and peyote.

In the midst of all that debaucherous hoopla
Was born a coquette to whom they cooed "Ooh Lala..."
It was October '77, and downtown was on fire,
And she felt the world burn with great lust and desire.

This Friday, in celebration of that fiery date,
Les Coquettes will recapture, relive and recreate.
(And by all means, if you'd like, feel free to procreate!)

In keeping with the theme, be mindful of what you wear
The objective is to make others stop and stare!


DOWNTOWN '77

Lala's Birthday by Les Coquettes

special performances by:

The Jigalaz

Duane Harriott

Jason Jinx

KiD Laptop

@

Riv. 105

105 Rivington (Essex/Ludlow)

Friday

24 October 2008

10:30pm


*if you just say please, there may be another strip tease..."

Monday, September 29, 2008

Sweet Recovery

*click, click, click*


Darlings,

Saturday night was just "beyond," so to speak,
And now we expect to be in repose all week.

Les Coquettes are still -- how you say -- "floored"
From the most-memorable night full of those they adore.

Merci beaucoup...it's all thanks to you!


xx,
Kiki & Lala

flyer design by: Gabby Mejia & Carl Mok (www.mokme.com)

Friday, September 26, 2008

Ooooh, J'Adore les cartes postales!


*click on image to read other people's mail


Look what a fabulous little reminder we got in the mail today! And guess what the leer jet stork is bringing us tomorrow, straight from Villefranche sur Mer... a stylish amant who's so debonair!

See you tomorrow, lovies...

xx,
kiks & las

Thursday, September 25, 2008

J'Adore Joey de Vivre

*click on image*



Hello, little kittens...it's time to be smitten!

Now from Tinseltown to Londontown,
We'd been trying to pin ze legendary Joey down.
In Monaco and Morocco, we heard he'd surely be found,
Only to discover he was nowhere around.

But just as we were about to give in to despair,
He appeared out of nowhere for tea at the Pierre!
He was going to Turks & Cacos the next day,
But with our coquettish charms we convinced him to stay.

So at the eleventh hour this Saturday night,
Joey Jalleo will thrill and delight.
At the SubMercer Bar he'll be flitting about
With Kiki & Lala till they kick us all out!

Come experience the much sought-after Joey de Vivre
And see for yourself why it's the stuff of livres.


l'amour eternel...

Kiki & Lala

Les Coquettes
with Special Guest: Joey Jalleo
SubMercer
1471/2 Mercer
(btw Houston and Prince, beneath the Mercer Hotel)
Saturday
27 September 2008
11pm...



*JUST ONE FRICKIN DAY : Joey, along with model Elettra Wiedemann and the Solar Electric Light Fund, are at the helm of this noble and newsworthy charity , which seeks to build the first solar powered hospital in Kigitu, Burundi -- ranked as the poorest nation in the world by the World Bank. They've teamed up with powerhouse fashion designers Phillip Lim, Chris Benz, Rogan, Rag & Bone, House of Diehl and Giambattista Valli to create limited edition tees to support the cause. Please take a moment to review the site, where you can purchase the tees or donate if you'd like. There will also be a donation box for JOFD at the Les Coquettes party -- donate if you can, otherwise, just come and have a good time! Thank you! (if you can't click on the link, go to: www.justonefrickinday.com )

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Fashion Schmashion


*click on the criplette to see our best invite yet!

Cutie-patooties, with your bite-able booties,

T'is sad that the summer is done,
We'll miss all the skin
(And its accompanying sin)
But the Autumn fun's just begun.

Tomorrow night, at our den on Rivington
We'll cozy up as if it's our living room.
And for the coronation
Of fashion week's autumnal celebration,
We'll be wearing the emperor's new clothes...
Hmm...well, we're sure you know about those.

Now open the flyer
It absolutely ON FIRE!


tsup-tsup,
Kiki & Lala

Les Coquettes
@
Riv. 105
(105 Rivington at Essex...entrance to the right of the hotel's main doors)
Thursday
4 September 2008
10:30pm...

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Hot in the City TONIGHT!!


*click on the image...to see the mirage*



Darling dearests,
Whom we hold nearest,

Thank you for laughing and dancing last week,
You were so mirthful and loving that we couldn't speak
(and our hearts, they raced, and our knees went weak)!

So tonight, for you, our fun-loving friends
We're bringing you lightness and joy all over again!

And if you follow this silly, little link
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT5uMiI5mGg )
You'll witness something that'll tickle you pink!


We love you...we honestly do,
Kiki & Lala
www.lescoquettesforever.blogspot.com

Les Coquettes
w/ KiDLaptop
@
The SubMercer
47 1/2 Mercer
(btw Houston and Prince, beneath the Mercer Hotel)
TONIGHT!!
Thursday
17 July 2008
23:00

P.S. we are setting up a Flickr account and posting the pics of our parties...and all of YOU!!
Please send us your pics to post -- especially of last week -- it was paparazzi central that night!

We'd also like to to really thank everyone in attendance last week. Everyone got tossed and lost something at one point (a digital camera, two cell phones, clothes, a wallet!), and those who found them turned them in and got them back to their rightful owners! That's how trusting our parties are, and how trustful all of you are... You are the best lot of New Yorkers ever!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

FREE MAMMOGRAMS IN NYC. Friday, 11 July 2008

For (uninsured) women -- especially those with a family history of breast cancer -- there will be free mammograms available at St. Vincent's Hospital tomorrow, Friday, 11 July 2008. Be sure to take advantage of this incredible service...It could save your life!!

Lala (Gabby) -- who's own mother and great grandmother passed away from the disease, and who happens to be working on her own breast cancer art book project to raise awareness and services for underserved, uninsured women -- will be receiving a mammogram and encourages all NYC women to take this important preventative measure. Early detection is key!

Click HERE for details.

Thank you to the selfless and inspirational Marisa of Cancer Vixen who made this service possible!